SUNDAY MORNING PRAYER

DEAR GOD,
PLEASE HELP. WE ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE. I USUALLY WOULD NOT ASK YOU TO HELP ANY SPECIFIC COUNTRY, BUT WE ARE IN NEED OF AN INTERVENTION. IT WOULD HELP IF YOU COULD MAKE WASHINGTON DISAPPEAR, BUT I DOUBT YOU WOULD DO THAT. AND IT WOULD BE HARD TO FIND A TIME WHEN THE PRESIDENT IS THERE. SO I'LL ASK YOU FOR SOMETHING MORE MUNDANE, LIKE GIVE THE PRESIDENT A BRAIN, OR SEND CONGRESS BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET. AS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ELECTED THESE MORONS, I CAN ONLY ASK YOU TO HAVE MERCY ON THEIR WALLETS. WE HAVE ENDURED ALMOST ONE YEAR OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST LUNATIC. I SHOULD THINK THAT'S ENOUGH. HELL AND DAMNATION WOULD BE A BETTER ALTERNATIVE. AT ANY RATE, PLEASE HEAR MY PETITION AND PLEASE GIVE IT SOME CONSIDERATION. AFTER ALL, IT IS YOU WHO HAS TO BEAR SOME OF THE BURDEN. YOU DID INVENT US, ALTHOUGH I'M SURE BY NOW YOU REALIZE THAT WAS A MISTAKE. 
AMEN

A CONVERSATION WITH THE DARK SIDE

• Hell is no further down the street than the first hungry child or the homeless person you walk by. 
• Eve would have been better off with the snake.
• Dying is not near as hard as living.
• Killing and destruction have always been popular with humans. And, as far as war goes, always wrong.
• There is no necessity for the human race to survive. Time could care less. At this point, probably God could care less.
• You think you know the "truth." How is it you believe you are so important as to know "the truth." Sage advise: If someone tries to tell you "the truth," run.
• If you find yourself in a state of mental confusion, where things just don't seem to add up, welcome to America. Maybe we could us another Exodus.

WARS

Our politicians in Washington seem to be able to unite in our wayward efforts to start wars. Maybe we should call health-care a war, shoring up Social Security and Medicare a war, education a war, climate control a war, poverty a war. Oh crap, I guess we've tried that. I remember a War on Drugs, and a War on Poverty. And we lost both.

PEEVER LAW #69

IF YOU ARE RICH AND WANT TO GET RICHER, YOU ARE AMONG THE WORST OF HUMAN BEINGS.

PEEVER LAW #8

THE BIGGER THE MILITARY, THE MORE INSECURE THE PEOPLE.

Two-Thirds of Americans Say This Is Lowest Point in US History They Can Remember

Two-Thirds of Americans Say This Is Lowest Point in US History They Can Remember



I CAN'T REMEMBER A WORSE TIME IN 69 YRS. AMERICA HAS BEEN SET BACK 75 YRS. WITH ONE YEAR OF TRUMP. HE HAS TO GO OR WE WILL BE BACK TO THE DARK AGES.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“What we have been living for three decades is frontier capitalism, with the frontier constantly shifting location from crisis to crisis, moving on as soon as the law catches up. ” 
 Naomi Klein-The Shock Doctrine

CHARITY

Giving. No conditions. No mandatory praying. Give with no

  expectation of praise or promotion. Give to alleviate pain and
  suffering. Not to cause it. No publicity. Compassion.