PEEVER LAW #74

A DOG IS A MUCH BETTER COMPANION THAN MANY HUMANS. HE WON'T BITE YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"DON'T LET KRUSTY'S DEATH GET YOU DOWN, BOY. PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME, JUST LIKE THAT. WHY, YOU COULD WAKE UP DEAD TOMORROW! WELL, GOODNIGHT."

Homer Simpson

RIGHT-WING CRITTERS

I DON'T TRUST GOING INTO ANY CHURCH THAT DISPLAYS AN AMERICAN FLAG. I THINK WE NEED TO KEEP THE CHURCH AND THE FLAG AS FAR AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER AS POSSIBLE. BLENDING THEM TOGETHER SEEMS TO CREATE THESE SCARY LITTLE RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN PESTS. I'M CALLING ORKIN.

Climate Catches 'Huge Break' as Shell Calls It Quits in the Arctic

Climate Catches 'Huge Break' as Shell Calls It Quits in the Arctic

BENEDICTION

I’VE WALKED OUT THESE DOORS A LOT OF TIMES.

I’VE ALWAYS COME BACK, SEARCHING, LONGING, WONDERING.

STILL, IT ALLUDES ME.

AS I WALK OUT THE DOOR, WAS TODAY THE DAY?

DID IT FINALLY SINK IN THAT IT IS ME WHO HAS TO CHANGE, NOT THE WORLD.

SUNDAY MORNING PRAYER: Beth Hart and Joe Bonamassa- Sinner's Prayer

SUNDAY MORNING LESSON

It's been 15 years since I almost bit the bullet, passed on, crossed over, croaked, bought the farm, kicked the bucket. We joke about it, until it stares us in the face. Death, that is. Then it's not so funny. You come face to face with being here one minute, gone the next. I sometimes wonder how things would have been had I died. You eventually come to a painful realization that things would have gone on without you. The most you can muster up is, you hope you would be remembered. Your only shot at immortality...being remembered. The question becomes, remembered for what?

PEEVER LAW #66

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH MEDICINE WHEELS IN THE WORLD