LEAVE IT TO PEEVER

LEAVE IT TO PEEVER exists to give the other side of the story. Challenge the status quo. Confront conventional wisdom. This is sadly needed. I believe it is best to always cast positive doubt on the powers that be. It helps to even up the story.Or score. Please feel free to comment and submit articles. Not everything needs to be serious. I use a lot of slapstick humor, satire, and pontificating. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. We're about to embark on a survival adventure.

Friday, July 10, 2015

HOW TO SPOT A RIGHT-WING, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN

Look for glowing, red eyes.
They'll be describing Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Bill 0'Reilly as Saviors.
They may be wearing a white sheet disguised as a white shirt.
The ring on their cell phone plays "Onward Christian Soldiers."
Since they haven't evolved, they may look a bit rough. Sort of like a jackass.
Yell out, "Hillary For President," and watch them start to twitch. (Warning: You may want to have a straight jacket available. This one can easily get out of hand.)

LEAVE IT TO PEEVER

Friday, July 10, 2015

HOW TO SPOT A RIGHT-WING, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN

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