Sunday, September 6, 2015


Ten Ways to Tell if You're a Right-Wing, Republican, Christian

      1. You picture God as a white, male, about 68 years old.
      2. You take everything in the bible literally, except the part about not killing
      3. If anyone suggests there might be other relevant religions, you turn homicidal.
      4. You get Moses and Charlton Heston confused.
      5. You think Rush Limbaugh is a prophet.
      6. You figure the American flag might well have been the original Shroud.
      7. Anyone who does not think like you is the enemy.
      8. Liberalism has this hopeful, compassionate, caring quality that you despise.
      9. You're good at maintaining a position of ignorance and close-mindedness.
     10. Look in a mirror. If it doesn't cast a reflection, don't say I didn't warn you.

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