TEN OF THE WEIRDEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN. OR HEARD. OR SMELLED. NO TOUCHING, IT COULD BE CATCHING

1. Donald Trump
2. Chris Christie
3. Jeb Bush
4. Scott Walker
5. Ted Cruz
6. Mike Huckabee
7. Bobby Jindal
8. Rand Paul
9. Rick Santorum
10. Carly Fiorina

I THINK THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME MOTHER. UNFORTUNATELY, NOT FROM THIS PLANET, MAKING THEM ALL "ALIENS," AND INELIGIBLE TO BECOME PRESIDENT.