HOW TO CULTIVATE A SPIRITUAL LIFE

• Attend church on an irregular basis.
• Spend more time practicing good, and less time discussing politics.
• Rather than collecting possessions, collect friends.
• Try to understand that you cannot kill yourself to peace, or soothe a grieving heart by revenge.
• Don't believe everything you hear. And likewise, don't believe everything you think.
• It is better to come to faith inwardly rather than outwardly. This is why there is no need for missionaries.
• If you think your God is bigger than the rest, wait until you see the condom I bought you.
• Religion is not meant to prove anything. It is meant to fill in the void. The mystery will always remain.
• We are each fashioned after the Divine, which I translate to mean we each have a touch of God in us. We should treat one another accordingly.