Monday, February 1, 2016


Dear God,

I've been feeling pretty low lately. I think it is mainly all the crazy things I've been hearing from all the right-wing Republican candidates for President. I guess I just don't get it. I'd ask you to come down and help, but I doubt you get it either. They do a lot of things in you and your sons name which should be making you pretty mad. You could smite them all, I wouldn't see that as a real big disaster. I'm guessing you are considering letting us kill ourselves off and becoming the laughing stock of the universe. I can't say that I would blame you. It's quite possible you made the original mistake: Us. Anyway, I am hoping rather than ending us all, you go with the smiting idea.
The Peever

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