WAYS TO EXPLAIN THE DOWNWARD TREND IN HUMANITY

• BLAME THE MONKEYS. IF NOT THEM, THE POLITICIANS. BUT I REPEAT MYSELF.
• I PERSONALLY THINK THINGS STARTED GOING TO HELL WHEN JACK BENNY DIED.
• IT COULD BE WAL-MART. 
• TOO MANY PEOPLE, NOT ENOUGH DISEASE.
• PERFUMED TOILET PAPER. MAKES EVEN ASSHOLES SMELL GOOD.
• THE INCREASING GAP BETWEEN THE RICH AND POOR. THE RICH OWN EVERYTHING, INCLUDING ELECTIONS, DEMOCRACY AND THE COURT SYSTEM.
• WE GOT TOO MANY RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS AND NOT ENOUGH RAID.
• IF IT'S NOT MONKEYS, WAL-MART, RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS, OR PERFUMED TOILET PAPER, THEN IT MUST BE....I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS.