Wednesday, September 18, 2013


(First, a definition. Curmudgeon: a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man. An old person full of stubborn notions).

  • If someone is nice to you, you immediately grab hold of your wallet.
  • You expect the worst out of people, and are generally not disappointed.
  • You remain skeptical about a virgin birth.
  • You wonder how "random acts of stupidity" can keep getting elected.
  • You still think computers may have been invented by the devil.
  • How can a car possibly be more expensive than a house?
  • You love potlucks, but hate the socialization.
  • Left-wing and right-wing people frighten you, although you would much sooner have gone to a dinner party with Marx than with Hitler.
  • All those years we worried about communists when we should have been worried about Republicans and Democrats.

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