THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID IF AT ALL POSSIBLE

• High on my list is hospitals.
• Don't get in any discussions about politics, religion, or same-sex marriages. (This is do as I say, not as I do).
• Don't, under any circumstances, over-use a credit card. They will get the hook in you and not let you go. It doesn't hurt to want, but it does hurt to have to pay for it.
• Stay away from churches that claim their way is the only way. One would wonder how they can be so certain?
• Don't use any of the title credit companies. Their intention is not to help you. It is to take your car.
• Never, ever, allow anyone wearing a white, long-sleeve shirt in 90-degree weather to enter your home.
• Finally, avoid mirrors if you have any reason to think you might be a vampire, or a right-wing Republican. But I repeat myself.