Tuesday, October 31, 2017

HALLOWEEN

SOME PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT HALLOWEEN. MANY OF OUR RIGHT-WINGS THINK HALLOWEEN IS THE DAY OF THE DEVIL. GOBLINS. GHOULS. VAMPIRES. ZOMBIES. FRANKLY, I WORRY MORE ABOUT WASHINGTON. GOBLINS. GHOULS. VAMPIRES. RICH, BLOOD SUCKING REPUBLICANS. WORSE THAN ANY MAKE-BELIEVE CHARACTER I CAN THINK OF. I PERSONALLY LIKE HALLOWEEN. A CHANCE TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. SOMEONE SCARY. SOMEONE OTHER-WORLDLY. SOMEONE UGLY, WHO THINKS ONLY STUPID THOUGHTS. BUT ALL THE TRUMP MASKS WERE GONE. I HAD TO SETTLE FOR A PENCE MASK. A WHITE, MALE, CHRISTIAN WITH NO BRAIN. SORT OF ZOMBIE LIKE. IT WILL BE POPULAR IN THE VILLAGE.

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