Saturday, April 16, 2016


For you spring newlyweds:
·        Congratulations. You finally succumbed to societal pressure.
·        Be sure the person you are marrying is not an alien. That’s outer-space alien. Otherwise, just ask to see a green card.
·        If you are marrying someone of the same sex, well, never mind.
·        Never marry a relative. You can’t figure out who the in-laws are.
·        Communication is key to good marriages and the start of all divorces.
·        Remember this while you’re standing at the alter swearing to God that you will stay married till death do you part: one in two marriages end in divorce.

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