Friday, February 8, 2013

How Can You Live Without Knowing These Things?

• We only use 10% of our brain capacity.
• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
• Most people are smarter than politicians.
• Half of all Americans live within 25 miles of a Wal-Mart.
• If you spell out numbers, you have to get to a thousand before you get to an A.
 Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
• Most conservatives reserve their brainpower for later. Much later.
• Politics is a necessary evil. So is liverwurst and Limburger cheese.
• Golf stands for: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

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