How Can You Live Without Knowing These Things?

• We only use 10% of our brain capacity.

• It is impossible to lick your elbow.

• Most people are smarter than politicians.

• Half of all Americans live within 25 miles of a Wal-Mart.

• If you spell out numbers, you have to get to a thousand before you get to an A.

•  Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.

• Most conservatives reserve their brainpower for later. Much later.

• Politics is a necessary evil. So is liverwurst and Limburger cheese.

• Golf stands for: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.