Sunday, February 10, 2013

Sunday Morning Lessons

My quest for gold: The alchemists quest was to turn base metals, i.e. lead, into gold. In a slightly altered, somewhat perverse, modern variation, my quest is to turn dog poop into gold. I'd settle for silver. Owning a 90 pound dog, I have plenty of material to work with. About as good as I've done so far is getting the trash man to cuss when I put the poop out with my other trash. When he squishes it all together, I can hear him cussing two blocks away. Come to think of it, I guess that is kind of a golden moment.

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