- I can grow anything bigger than you.
- Creeping Charlie is really kind of pretty.
- Rabbits never eat weeds.
- I like those $40 rocks that you can buy for your garden. They engrave them with words like joy, love, peace, welcome. I just magic marked a few of my own. I went with "die rabbits," "grow, you stupid vegetables," and "Stay out of my garden, deer." Mine somehow seem more practical.
- My garden seems to need a lot of water in the summer, right when we don't have any.
- Arkansas gardening is very difficult. There is no top-soil. Nor is there any bottom-soil.
- Ends up, the farmers market is much cheaper.
LEAVE IT TO PEEVER exists to give the other side of the story. Challenge the status quo. Confront conventional wisdom. This is sadly needed. I believe it is best to always cast positive doubt on the powers that be. It helps to even up the story.Or score. Please feel free to comment and submit articles. Not everything needs to be serious. I use a lot of slapstick humor, satire, and pontificating. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. We're about to embark on a survival adventure.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
The Joy of Gardening
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