Monday, February 11, 2013

Ways to Trick Your Brain

  • First, you need to make sure you have one. Count backward from 100 by 7. If you are from Arkansas, you can start from seven.
  • Vote Republican. That will definitely trick your brain. In fact, you may not even need one.
  • Your brain has a left side and a right side. Now it gets tricky. If you are a liberal, you are likely right-brain dominant. If you are a right-wing Republican, well, we've already been over that.
  • Tell yourself you can do anything, then jump off a ten story building. This may trick more than just your brain.
  • Look in a mirror and pretend you see someone who really has their act together. This is really tricky.
  • Now, give your brain a rest. Stop thinking altogether. There, now you're back to normal.

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