Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Less Than Inventive Incentives

  • Certificates of appreciation don't buy many groceries.
  • How about that employee of the month stuff. Instead of employee of the month, I want a raise and benefits.
  • I like when you earn points towards something. When you have enough points, everyone forgot about the contest.
  • You get lunch with the boss. There's a real winner.
  • Employee drawings. You work your butt off to get in a drawing, and the prize looks like it came from a backyard sale.
  • "You do good work." Yea, gee, thanks. Sixty hours a week, no benefits, beg for vacation. What more could I ask for?

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