Monday, November 26, 2012

Answering The E-mail

*Mr. Peever: Do you really think man evolved from the apes?   John
Dear John: Find a mirror. Look in it. Need I say more.

*Dear Peever: You seem to slant everything toward the left. Are we to believe everything you say?  Ann
Dear Ann: Yes

*Dear Mr. Peever: What do you have against Christians?   Jane
 Dear Jane: Nothing. I'm just wondering what's wrong with most of them.

*Peever:  Do you think the world is going to Hell in a hand basket?   Mark
Dear Mark: Some days it sure seems like it. At other times, I'm certain of it.

*Dear Bruce: Why are you living behind closed gates?   Robert
Dear Robert: You're thinking these gates are to keep people out. I only recently figured out that the gates keep us in. Interesting.

Dear Mr. Peever: I sure do like your writing. You seem very smart.  Unknown
Dear Mom: Thanks for writing. I'll see you soon.

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