Monday, November 19, 2012

Some Stupid Things I Have Done

  • I once peed over the edge of the Grand Canyon. The height was not near as bad as the fine.
  • I once ate a dog treat by mistake. It looked like jerky. It wasn't really bad.
  • I have run for public office.
  • A buddy and I went into a gay bar by mistake one time. Interesting.
  • I did pay a guy to do some work before he did it. He never did it.
  • I have gone the wrong way down a one-way street.  I claimed my wife was pregnant and about to give birth, but the officer clearly saw through that explanation, particularly since I was the only one in the car.
  • I did play a golf course backwards. It didn't help my score.
  • One thing I do know: Drinking tequila makes you stupider than usual.

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