Saturday, November 3, 2012

Ten Signs of Depression

  1. You haven't gotten out of bed for a month and a half.
  2. Taking a bath or a shower is no longer on your list.
  3. The only person you smile at is the pharmacist.
  4. Winning the lotto would only make you worry more about what you were going to do with all that money.
  5. You feel sorry for people who are happy.
  6. Sunshine makes you cry.
  7. Sleep is better than sex.
  8. The only thing you get dressed up for is a psychiatric appointment.
  9. Choosing between a toothache and a party would be no contest.
  10. You're not sure who is President, Obama or Romney. Either way, you're still depressed.

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