Sunday, November 4, 2012

Signs You're Developing a Drinking Problem

  • You can't remember which sex you are.
  • The toilet seat keeps hitting you in the head.
  • Mitt Romney makes sense to you.
  • Your mail starts arriving at your favorite bar.
  • Your favorite beer is Any.
  • You wake up in the morning and wonder who the person is sleeping next to you.
  • All your friends are bar friends.
  • You think bartenders are really smart.
  • You're certain the sun comes up in the West.

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