Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Answering The E-mail

Dear Peever: Do you think college athletes should be paid? Rick.
Dear Rick: They are. What do you call free tuition?

Dear Mr. Peever: Do you think there is a way to save the environment? Sally.
Dear Sally: Yes. Eliminate mankind. This can easily be done by hiring Monsanto.

Peever: Under what circumstances would you consider voting Republican? You seem like a staunch Democrat. Carol.
Dear Carol: Being a Democrat is not high on my list. However, voting Republican is not on it at all.

Dear Mr. Peever: What do you consider the most important thing for humans to be doing at this point in our history? Harry.
Dear Harry: For the second time in history, we need to climb out of the primordial ooze.

Dear Peever: How well do you think the welfare to work system has worked? Carl
Dear Carl: Oh, its worked wonders. Now the poor are categorized as the working poor. It's great for McDonald's and Wal-Mart, and rich people. The system provides cheap labor, critical for capitalism to work. It hasn't helped very many.

Mr. Peever: What about the Presidential election?  Harry
Dear Harry: The media is doing their part to portray it as a close race. I got Obama by two lengths.

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