Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Weik's Happy Hour of Faith

Weik's Happy Hour does not promote down-and-out, sorry assed, moaning and groaning, hell and damnation sermons. Ours is an hour (in keeping with ministers who always talk too much, it's really only a half-hour) of uplifting, get it on, ready-fire-aim, praying as a state of life, not an asking for, let's get it on, spiritual building, positive, come as your are, leave as your will, revival. Or maybe survival. At any rate, there will be plenty of cheap advice. You'll get what you pay for. You want cheap crap, go to China. Here, for a one-hundred dollar bill in the offering plate, you'll get some serious down-home advice. You need some advice on an affair you are having, no problem. I'll tell your wife or husband that the devil made you do it. If they don't buy that, we'll exorcise that demon right out of you. Problem solving. That's what we're all about. You got it, we'll get rid of it. Barking dog, rotten neighbor, mean old bill collector. Your kid got trouble with a bully? No problem. You get the right amount in the offering plate, God will answer your prayers. If that ain't good enough, the ushers will help, when necessary. So stop on by. We got a pre-Christmas special going on. Sermon and guaranteed prayer answering for $85. Where else you gonna get religion like that?

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