- Blame the monkeys. If that don't work, blame the politicians. But I repeat myself.
- It could be the fluoride in the water.
- I personally think things started going to hell when Jack Benny died.
- Wal-Mart.
- Too many people, not enough disease.
- Perfumed toilet paper. Makes even assholes smell good.
- The decline of intelligent sperm.
- The increasing gap between the rich and the poor. And the rich and the richer.
- We got too many right-wing Republicans with too many crazy ideas.
- If it's not the monkeys, the fluoride, Wal-Mart, the right-wing
Republicans,, or perfumed toilet paper, then it must be, oh forget it,
I'm pretty sure it's the right-wing Republicans.
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