Thursday, December 20, 2012

Another Christmas List

  • I need to upgrade my memory.
  • I would like a doll that looks like Boehner. With pins.
  • I could use some underwear. Mine are all cruddy.
  • For my right-wing, Republican, Christian acquaintances, how about a new Bible. Not the King James version. They need something a little lighter.
  • I would ask for world peace, but what's the use.
  • Just one more thing. How about at least one more year? Come on Santa. I want to become a total ward of the state, what with social security and Medicare. And please, don't let the scrooges, or stooges, take them away. I'm getting used to this.

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