Thursday, December 13, 2012


Speaking of drugs. There's a new drug for every ailment nowadays. The pharmaceutical industry has become the wizard of the 21st century. Here are a couple magic potions I would like to see:
  • How about a drug that helps Congress become smarter?
  • I'd like to see a drug that makes a rich man poor and a poor man rich?
  • A good anti-religion drug would be good.
  • There's a new drug to not make you pee so much. How about a new drug to not make you talk so much?
  • Here's a good idea: How about a drug to turn Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts, our right-wing Supreme Court members, into gay, transexual, Democrats?
  • People take all sorts of drugs to make them feel better. What ever happened to Cracker Jacks?
  • Drugs are automagical-something happens, but you're not sure what or how. The same holds true for doctors or the pharmacy. They're not sure how or why.

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