Thursday, January 17, 2013

Being Poor Isn't All That Bad

  • You don't have to worry about paying taxes. Your in the same company as General Electric, Boeing, Verizon, and Honeywell. 
  • You don't have to hang around with the rich. Rich people are a pain in the ass.
  • If the stock market goes belly-up, so what.
  • You don't have to worry about a "fiscal cliff." You already fell off.
  • You don't have to worry about anyone stealing anything from you. Other than your soul.
  • Never hang your head for being poor. Money makes life easier, but not necessarily better.
  • They say the poor will be rewarded in heaven. I think they thought that up at the first Republican Convention. Screw them. Why wait for heaven?

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