Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Elevating Cussing to an Art Form

  • Never use a cuss word unless you mean it.
  • Never cuss in front of older women. It's a waste of time. Drunken sailors got nothing on older women.
  • Try to make up new cuss words. The old one's get overused.
  • Time your cuss words in such a way that they keep the listener off guard. Like in church or at a funeral.
  • Never let a young kid out-cuss you.
  • I've heard tell cussing is using the name of God in vain. I don't quite get that, but what the hell.

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