Wednesday, January 30, 2013


  • Don't ever take a loaded gun for granted. Or the owner.
  • If it's over 50 steps, drive.
  • If the sun is out, and it's over 50 degrees, tee it up.
  • Never marry someone you haven't seen naked.
  • In the scheme of things, the only thing more important than work is everything.
  • Some days you're better off staying in bed.
  • Never commit a crime you can't buy your way out of.
  • If it looks like a politician and smells like a lawyer, run.
  • It is impossible to kill your way to peace. Even a fist grader would know this.
  • Guns will not make us safer. Would drinking poison for a cold make you feel better?

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